It is flashback time.
Flashback to 1989, Clarion University of Pennsylvania. The College Years. Going to class, working at McDonalds and Subway, learning how to be a responsible and independent adult.
And drinking just a little.
This blender, also know as one of the dueling blenders, spent its youth immersed in a variety of yummy frozen alcohol drinks. (Strawberry daquiris and frozen mudslides were my favorite.) Then we graduated from college, got married and it moved along to margaritas a few times a year. Along came a baby and my poor blender saw no action but fruit smoothies.
Is it any wonder that this past Friday I came home to what appears to be a suicide? Looks like a bullet hole to me.
So, friends, join me as I mourn the passing of an old friend. Drink an alcoholic concoction in its honor. I would if I could, bud sadly, we were a one blender family.