1603 e-mails received since May 1
1493 e-mails sent since May 1
81 people on the waitlist for registration to my annual convention
2 Billion phone calls (seriously, I have counted)
62 annual chapter reports to validate and tabulate
14 hours overtime in the past week
And then there was some stupid decision to volunteer this past Saturday at the DC 101 Chili Cook-Off in Washington. I was selling beverage tickets to mobs of thirsty people, and we actually ran out of tickets. It became an angry mob with crowds almost breaking down our tent. I had to remind myself several times that it was for the National Kidney Foundation.
So, please don't hate me because I failed to change my monthly banner from April.
I leave you with this plea for advice. The sign below was taped to my bedroom door today. I give him points for begging. But just when is it appropriate to have THE talk with your child about why they can't come sleep in the middle?
ps: Dave did not know he was pinky swearing.